At least one of these should be a senior prank. Come on.
Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
Pixie dust is the reason why he gets high.
thank you. i was wondering who that person was.